June 2013
787 posts
omfg today in English class we were talking about reading books and some girl shouts ”BOOKS SUCK” and the quietest girl in my class says ”yeah almost as much as you do on the weekends” even the teacher laughed omfg
DONT CHA WISH YOUR BOYFRIEND WAS HOT LIKE ME
DONT CHA WISH YOUR BOYFRIEND WAS A FREAK LIKE ME
DONT CHA
That is the ugliest couch I’ve ever seen
captainamerica-in-middle-earth:
why is blood so hard to wash off of your hands?
I JUST REALIZED HOW BAD THIS SOUNDS FOR THE RECORD I HAD A NOSE BLEED IM NOT A SERIAL KILLER
hydrogen peroxide dissolves blood. just fyi
do you think if you gave someone a huge shot of hydrogen peroxide straight into their bloodstream it would kill them?
THIS GODDAMN WEBSITE IS JUST ALL MADE UP OF MURDERERS
“She was the kind of girlfriend god gives you young, so you’ll know loss for the rest of your life.”
—Junot Diaz (via disimba)
do your eyes ever randomly go out of focus and then you are too lazy to focus them back in and just stare at nothing for a while
is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing
no its called highjacking
guys no it’s weedwhacking
no its called dissapointing ur mother
I hate it when my parents have people over and I want to get to the kitchen
